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Here is something that I found in my inbox this morning. I have no idea who wrote this.. But it's really really very funny - and you will understand what it means if you have a good knowledge of Chemistry :)

Element: Woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40-200kg

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used

Chemical properties:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation inalcohol
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man

Common uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.although several can be maintained atdifferent locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVER PHYSICAL,MENTAL,AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE

Welcome to Kaun Banega Roadpati - 2?!?
Mr. Bacchan is kind of busy.... so please bear with me for a day!

As you know, you have got three lifelines :

50 / 50 - Phone a Friend - Audience Poll.

Let me give you a "brief" description of the lifelines. 50 / 50 is 50 /50, Phone a Friend is Phone a Friend and Audience Poll is Audience Poll. The name says it all - dummies! There is something called FLIP too..But who cares?

Today these lifelines are going to be totally useless as my questions are sooooo soooooo sooooo0000000 simple! You just need common sense which is not very common in this world anymore..

So here goes!! The question for Rs.1000 -

Q1. What do you do when you have nothing to do?

a. Hatch eggs
b. Dig your gross nose
c. Let out a whiff of "FRESH AIR" < air =" flatulence">

The question for Rs. 10, 000 -

Q2. Your examination results are out and you did really bad in it. Your dad is holding a stick in his hand and he wants to know why your report card has been decorated with red ink every where.. Your main reason would be:

a. The questions were easy but the answers were tough
b. The answers were easy but the questions were tough
c. The questions and answers were both equally tough

The next question is for Rs.100,000

Q3. If Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. IF Jack fell down and broke his crown... And if Jill came tumbling after...What happened to the pail of water?

a. Duh! This is such a boring question!
b. Jack and Jill knows it better..
c. It has become an antique piece!

Now the questions will get tougher 'coz it is not an easy task to get 1 crore or 2 crore, right?!?

The question for Rs. 1,000,000 -

Q4. What is that?

a. What is "what"???
b. That is "what"?!?
c. That is "that"!!

The last question for Rs. 2,000,000 -

Q5. What do you know?

a. I don't know
b. You don't know
c. Who knows?

The competition has come to end. Congratulate yourself if you have made it till the end of Q5. As for the money, don't even dream that I will give you any.Anyway - thanks for wasting your useless time on my show! See more tomorrow at the real KBC only on Star Plus at 9pm.

Eighteen years ago, the world was bestowed with grace, beauty and peace in the form of a young little girl. This famous personality has got the brains and the charms!

Can you guess who it is?

Well the famous personality is no one other than INSIDEMAMIND!!! Dumbo!

Do you remember something now?? Atleast...?
It's 17 August - the day when the great Insidemamind was born!

Alas! I cannot do anything fun today other than study. My exams are on and all I can do is sit in front of my fat and gross text books!

But why worry... I knew I wouldn't be able to celebrate my birthday today.. that's why I celebrated it on 4 August itself! I and my friend celebrated our birthdays together on the same day and at the same place.



We invited our friends to KFC! Oh boy - it was great fun! We hogged, hogged and hogged till we dropped :p My friend - Maji and I got identical gifts...

And guess what?!? Maali was there too

It's my last birthday to be celebrated with my friends in high school and to have Maali around was the greatest birthday gift.

Here are some pictures of the birthday party. I am sorry because there is no picture of me as most of the time I was behind the camera instead in front of it!

1. Meal Time



My friend's younger sister messing around with the food

2. The Birthday Cake

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The cake was bought by Maji. But we cut the cake together..The hand holding the knife is me (The Killer!) and the other hand is her's.

3. Our Friends

Pic2

4. Other Friends

Pic3

5. The Dudes

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Who doesn't love dogs?

They are cute, adorable, cuddly and extremely faithfully..... as long as they don't display their magnificient set of teeth!!


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Today as I was coming back from Chemistry tuition with my friend, we came across a stray dog.
It's absolutely rare to find a stray dog in the country where I reside in. So the dog took us by a surprise! It seemed quite hungry and angry...

On most of the days when I go for tuition classes, I usually wear churidaars inorder to avoid attention from people. For some stupid reason, I decided to wear a short skirt today.

With the short skirt I appeared like a perfect meal (Better still .... Chicken Tandoori "Legs") for the hungry fellow

Without wasting a single minute, I ran as fast as I could to save my life... I didn't bother what the people passing by thought of me Lol!

From now onwards I swear I will always wear churidaars - not only to avoid attention from people but also from DOGS too!!

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My Birthday is coming up on 17 August! Don't forget to wish me sweeties..