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Examinations are around the corner and I am not tensed at all ... Hopefully..!

Many of us find it hard to cope with the stress during exams. Even I find it hard to cope up with stress... It's natural! Anyway, that's a part and parcel of life. Am not going to go deep into that.

Here are some helpful hints to get rid of those examination blues... They may or may not be of any help to you. But if it does help you then don't forget to thank me....

THE EASY WAY:

The long-sleeved shirt method: This works well in winter. Before a test, write all the important information on your arms. Then put on long-sleeved shirts to cover your arms. During the test, when the teacher isn't getting a good look at you, roll up your sleeves and start copying.

Desk notes: Before the exam, write the necessary formulas—as many as possible—on the desk. If the teacher comes by during the test, you can just push your answer sheets or paper over all of the formulas that are on the desk. This approach is very simple.

Buddy System : This is an old method that is still popular among students who cheat. You can always sit next to a friend who knows tons of things to take the test. After this helper finishes doing his/her exam, he/she will sit back and hold his/her exam up so the you can clearly see the answers and hurry up and copy them

THE HARD WAY:

1. Set your goals before you get on with your studies. Remember that you have dream to realise and if you got to realise your dream then you will have to work hard for it.
2. Be organised. Make a time-table and include a five minutes break after every one hour of studies. Don't tax your mind by studying continously.
3. Get rid of unreasonable fear. Examination is a stepping-stone to reach for goals.
4. Keep enemies away - bad handwriting, wrong spellings, copying, etc.
5. Don't simply memorise what you study, but also understand what you are memorising.
6. Get yourself proper sleep during examinations. Don't skip your meals. You deserve to be pampered.
7. Keep your Pens, pencils, erasers, identity receipts etc. ready before sleeping

At the examination hall

1. Don't talk to students who speak negatively. They will let you down or even confuse you.
2. Before starting your paper. Close your eyes and pray. Praying helps you relax your mind.
3. Read the questions carefully.
4. Write answers for questions you know well and leave lengthy, objectives later on.
5. Stick to the point with neat, eligible handwriting. Your first impression is important.
6. Do not omit any answers but think and try out with understanding.
7. Keep the faith.

So here you have the 'HARD' and the 'EASY' way to choose from. But the EASY way does not lead you any where. Instead, you end up cheating yourself as well as the people around you.

If everybody would study hard and concentrate on their studies, I am sure we wouldn't need any cheating methods because the exam questions over the lessons we study is not too complicated. Let's stop cheating and pay attention to our studies.

I am back after 2 days... Lot's of interesting things happened in the last few days.. Go ahead and read! Au revoir!

Sunday
Arranged V/s Love Marriage

My class broke out into a heated debate, brought forward by the English teacher. The debate wasn't based on boring topics related to politics or anything like that.. But it was based on our idea of love and arranged marriage. The creative juices flowed out and all the students had good points to speak on the subject.. I was all charged up to take part in the discussion :D! Just like an Ever Ready battery.. Lol! But my shyness prevented me from speaking up.. Duh! I wonder why I am always like that...Anyway folks.. This blog is the best place where I can pour my heart out :pThe majority of the students in my class opted for Arranged Marriage 'coz it's safe.. As for me, I prefer both - arranged, as well as, love marriage.. Didn't get me? Well, it would be great if my parents could find a guy for me. But the decision of getting married to that guy should be left upto me... My parents should give me time to think over it and let us get to know each other better.. If I develop feelings for that guy and if he develops feelings for me, then I would go ahead by marrying that guy..In this way, my parents will assured that I won't be falling into the wrong hands..
Usually love marriages never work out.. Most of them end up in a divorce at the court. And if love marriages do work out then it's a miracle :D
Now I would like to know what's your view on this topic.. Do you prefer arranged or love marriage and why?

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Friday
How many horses do you have?

I own 13 horses.. What about you?13 horses?!? Ahem! I mean - 13 Trojan 'horses' lurking inside my computer! One of the horses happens to be Trojan Idly... :-? I have a strong feeling that Trojan Idly has been made by someone from South India.. (Idly-Dosa, remember?) LOL! Do any one of you know how to remove Trojan horses without messing around with my computer?

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Saturday

A female representative of an American University came to my school to encourage the students to join the university after Class XII.O boy! I felt like as if I was in heaven when she began showing slides of the university.. The premises were awesome. I just couldn't believe that there could a better educational institute than my school..The book store at the University looked like the book stores you see at the malls.. And the Book store in my school looks like a ration shop!:-sThe corridors of the University looked like the ones at a Private Hospital... And the corridors of my school looks more like the ones you see at a Government hospital..The loo in my school looks, tastes and smells aweful.. Man! I was taken into a fantasy world as the representative switched through the slides... But alas! My fantasy world shattered into several pieces when she announced the amount of fees... :-s The annual fees is more than 7 lakhs 51 thousand rupees!Phew! My - Oh my! The fees knocked me off! Well, my school is the best now... :pI would rather study in an Indian University after Class XII than move into an American University.. I love India! Mera Bharat mahan!

It was a dark and lonely night.... Radhika - a beautiful young woman invited her boyfriend over to her place... It was a night where she could allow her boyfriend take full advantage of her being all alone at home. She got ready like a newly wedded bride and waited for her guy to turn up...

All of a sudden - she heard someone knocking at the door...
KNOCK! KNOCK!
She opened the door with a naughty grin on her face. He was standing right before her with a bunch of roses in his hands. The moment was filled with heat and the romantic atmosphere was all around. There was nothing in the house that could stop them from getting into a naughty mood.

All of a sudden, her guy went missing... He was right next to her and the next minute he went missing.. Was it a joke, she thought. Maybe....
So she went in search of her guy all around the house... She felt that her guy wanted to play with her by hiding in one of the deepest corner of the house..
As she searched through the house, her heart started beating faster.. She no longer liked the idea of this 'joke'.. Just then, as she entered a dark room in her house, she saw something... Something that was beyond her imagination. It wasn't her guy for sure....
But right in front of her stood four ghosts!

Ok folks - so this was a scene from the movie Vastu Shastra.

I just finished watching this horror movie last night. It was horrible but then it's fiction. There is no truth in fiction. We all know that for sure.....

Vastu Shastra was a good movie.. But what I couldn't understand was whether the evil people in the movie were ghosts or zombies.... LOL! You figure out and tell me..

Many people don't believe in the existence of evil spirits... You can count me in too..
But there are still another part of people who do believe in ghosts and claim to have seen them too...
I have heard alot of tales about ghosts from my grand-ma, dad, aunts and several other people in my life. But I have no idea how true can that be..

Now here are some questions to my readers -

1. Do you believe in ghosts?
2. Do you know of any real life incidents that involved ghosts?
3. How far is the existence of ghosts true, according to you?
4. Have you seen a ghost?

Leave your answers by clicking on the "Comment" link below or leave your link so that I may read the answer on your blog....

[Time Machine? Huh? What is this girl talking about?]

I am talking about a very special Time Machine - the Time machine of my life! Whenever I sit idle, this special machine takes me into the near past and shows me how life used to be just before I could turn 17.

Today, you and me shall travel back in time, right from the very beginning of my life.....

I was born in a hospital called Sabah Maternity Hospital, Kuwait.
My parents were in their 20s when I was born. Young and gullible, as they were, they never knew what type of a daughter I was growing up to be.. Muhahahahah!
My brother was born after a year from my birth.

I would have been celebrating my 3rd birthday in Kuwait, but unfortunately Kuwait was invaded by the Iraqis. Kuwait faced brutality and thousands of civilians were taken as POWs. Since the atmosphere was getting terrible, my family moved out from Kuwait and returned back to India, through Jordan.

Now, Kuwait is a free country due to God's blessings.

The relationship with my family has been a very special one.

I have spent less years with my brother 'coz he studies in a boarding school. Despite the distance, we like each other alot.
During his last visit, I participated in an Elocution competition at school. This was the first time I took part in an Elocution competition and was pretty nervous about it. But my brother put me at ease. He made me practice all day long. Due to his support, I was able to hold the second position in the competition even though there were better eloquent speakers than me..

My parents are both from Goa - one is from Navelim and the other from Panjim.

My parents have always been my best friends.. The relationship that I share is definitely unique. I prefer to remain open with them, so that they may be aware of what's going on in my life.. I believe that they have the right to know what kind of friends I hang around with, what I wear, where I go and all that stuff..
I have learnt alot from their mistakes and that is what makes me perfect in whatever I do. I am grateful to my parents for loving me so much and for making mistakes too.. ;)

The best memories of life are the ones spent with my family. My family had a lot of ups and downs but this never broke the strong cords that binds all together.

Gabbar Singh and Mogambo have been the villians of the past! Now comes the new band of villians... They aren't just any kind of villians! They are the villians of the Future!
Let me introduce you to --

1. Kangaroo Killerwala

Yeh logo ko na marte hain, na logo ko chodte hain! He is the deadliest of all villians... He is found only in Australia. Even the police force who caught Veerappan will never be able to get hold of Killerwala. He is the Baap of all Killers and is aware of all self defence technique! He is related to the kangaroo who appeared in the famous Hollywood movie - Kangaroo Jack. No doubt - nobody can take 'panga' or mess around with him!

2. The X-Cat

Inspired by the famous X-Men movie, this cat turns out to be man's best enemy.. His eyes are extremely powerful and can never miss his aim while attacking his enemy! The claws are his best weapon - he goes for a frequent manicure at top shot beauty parlour!

3. Bombing Chircut

Notice the bomb in his hand??!?? Yeh bachcho ka khelne ka khilona nahin hain! You never know where he places the bomb... For all you know he placed one right under your back-side!

4. Bow - wow aka Kamina Kutta!


Aur yeh hain hamara kamina kutta - which Papa Dharamjee (Dharmendra) has always mentioned in his movies! He is the cutest hunk in the Villian community and is always found in the arms of mademoiselles...

5. Bijli



Bijli is 'electrifying'! She doesn't harm a soul but she carries 'bullets' with her! Whenever she finds her enemy, she flies right over him and drops her famous 'bullet' (excreta - to be precise!) which is stored all up in her body!

Comment or else I will send these notorious villians to ur house!

Just like any other teenaged girl, my heart too beats for a guy who is unique and one in a million! It's strange how I get goose-bumps whenever I see him. He was, he is and he will always be my cutie-pie!There are just too many guys in my life, but then my heart sincerely beats for my one and only cutie-pie!

I like -----

1. Jason Behr (The guy from Rosewell series)


2. Rakesh Bapat (actor)


3. Shahid Kapoor


4. Tusshar Kapoor, Santino Morea and lot's more (Photo not available)

But the guy whom I seriously love (not simply like) is my one and only Faffy (Aftab Shivdasani!).


Just as how dosa can't taste delicious without sambhar, movies cannot be watched properly without pop corns - my life too is meaningless without Aftab!
Aftab is my heart-throb! He is the king who rules my heart with charming smile! I haven't missed a single movie of his... What more - I have even drew a portrait of him..! He is the guy who keeps me going... Uff! I just felt a 100 volt jhatka...LOL!

What attracts me to this desi guy is that he has a beautiful smile.. He is looks no more than a teenaged school going boy and not an adult in his mid-20s...!

Now lemme come to the main point.. The reason why I am writing about Faffy today is because something really beautiful happened today..
My blog has a tool provided by Shiny Stats that shows a detailed list of referrers.. So you are now you are not going to believe this but somebody visited my blog today right after searching through Google search engine with the keywords - Aftab Shivdasani birthplace! For verifications, you can confirm my statement by clicking on the blue button of Shiny Stats right below ... Just scroll down and come to the lower part of my blog!

Or simply click on this link ---> Click Here
and you will be taken to a page that states that someone was redirected to my blog from Google after typing in the above mentioned keywords..
It's such a pleasure to know that somebody was redirected to my site while searching for some information about Aftab! I am so blessed! LOL!

If you want simply go to site on Google:
Click here

I am so proud of it! Thank you Google for linking me with Aftab Shivdasani :p

Ok dudes and dudettes - Insidemamind is back once again with another incredible post! So are you guys ready to smell a "whiff of fresh air"?


As a science student, I have been a keen observer... And that's the purpose of life! I have been observing a person in our locality... He seems to remain as fresh as possible even on a bad hair day! He is in his mid-60s, but he doesn't seem to lose the ever-green touch..


I spent days thinking why he looked so young and the other people look so dull around him.. Finally, I found the answer to this intriguing question...


Well - I have noticed that this young "old man" seems to release a "whiff of fresh air" where ever he goes. He is famous for his surprisingly infamous "windy" atmosphere! He goes 'Bang! Bang!' at the drop of a hat. The best of part of it is that he doesn't care if anybody is hearing the dynamic sound effects created by him.


I spent some time on the Net, checking out if releasing flatulence (farts - to be more precise) is the reason behind his never-ending youthful looks. And so I came to a conclusion that it really does!


Flatulence occurs when a food does not break down completely in the stomach and small intestine.Methane, hydrogen and hydrogen sulphide are common gases that are produced.
Hydrogen sulfide is the source of the odor we associate with flatulence (Farts)


It's really good if you can throw out all these harmful gases from your body with a simple BANG! And the surprise package associated with this explosion is that you can maintain your youthful looks throughout your life as well as make everyone around look dull and lifeless...


How is that so? - is the million dollar question that you may ask. You must have noticed that I have mentioned that Flatulence can contain gases like methane, hydrogen and hydrogen sulphide. So if you release flatulence every now and then from your body, you are letting out these harmful gases which are ultimately inhaled by the people around us. So you are just making them older and older with each explosion while you turn younger and younger!


So next time if you are thinking of letting out a "whiff of fresh air", please don't do that in privacy! Do it in the open where there is lot's of people... You will be a great help in eradicating the over population in the world.


LOL

Here's a conversation gone whacky between me and my friend Devilish Angel today...


Insidemamind: Hi da. where are you Janeman?

Devilish Angel: mai ya ha huu............gulbadan. I mean..........GOL badan

Insidemamind: Tum bahut karab ho !

Devilish Angel: Thanks

Insidemamind: Ae Circuit! Itna smart kyun ban raheli hain?

Devilish Angel: pata nahi! hatele logo si hatele ishtyle mech bat har te hai........is liye

Insidemamind: mein hateli hoon be?!?

DA: hey link de na.. (The link of my blog)

I: link matlab? Mein tumhe out of link bana doongi!

DA: bap........apun ke sat shanpati nay kar ne ki kya...?......link bole to....tere blog ka!

I: apun ka blog hain! Link baad mein dungi! Pehle mein tumhe out of link kar doongi!

DA: jis per wo hatele lal chokri has ra ae li hai........aur niche koi aur hateli chokri ne oski bhansak thokili hai.......................kya samaj me aya???

I: Ae, hi-Tech Tapori bashaa mein kit-pit mat kar! Mere kopdi ko samaj nahi aa raheli hain!

DA: buhahhaha...........apun ki hatti hai to apun aisach likhta hai. cAnt yelp id...!

I: Dum maro dum.. stop speaking like a bum

DA: n u acting so dumb

I: Mein kitni smart hoon na

DA: aur apun extra-smart

I: ae shane! Phir zubaan koli toh ek Phatak doongi! Phatak bole to... ek slap doongi!

DA::-p.......<-----------dek dek moo aur zubaan dono khola kya karegi bol..! ae........beja mat chat

I: jab dekho bak bak kar raheli hain!apun tere beja ka chat masala bana daloongi!

DA: to bhi to kar ra aa li hai. tere HINDI ke teacher ko MASCULINE aur FEMININE me farak nay samaj tha ta kya??? - apun tere "beJA" ka chat masala bana daloonGI!

I: are... apun ek dum pure NRI hain! Yeh Masculine aur Feminine ko maro GOLI!

DA:baap.........kya cocktail hai.... sahi ja ra aa la hai

I: Aaa gale lag jaa.. !

DA: NAHI! ek.....pehle promise kar....................GALA daba agi to nahi na!!

............ And so the Great Saga continues... In this way, our friendship grows "older" everyday!
Hey Comments daal varna tumhein tapka dalega! :p

What if you were given a chance to change your looks completely? What if you were able to remove that one little flaw in your looks that bugged you through out your life? The world would have been a place, then - only for the cool dudes and damsels...
People - all over the globe, have been giving more importance to their body image in the recent years. Most of them have turned to things that can change the way they look within a short time. They want fast results... Plastic Surgery is one of the fastest means of changing your whole looks. That's the topic I am going to blog on today...
Plastic Surgery might seem safe, but then it's not... There have been a lot of cases where things have gone wrong in a Plastic Surgery.

Here are some Before and After pictures of celebrities that have been victims to such cases

1. Michael Jackson

Before:



After:




2. Liz Hurley




So you see what happens when you go in for Plastic Surgery... These are just few of the cases regarding Plastic Surgery... There are perhaps millions of people in this world suffering from an aweful Plastic Surgery.
Here is a piece of advice from me - Be satisfied with the way you look. Don't ever play with your body and manipulate it in any way.. Stay safe!

Yo Bloggers!

Here is a scientific explaination of the natural phenomenon that occurs in 'LOVE' and that too - all in one song!

Na Tum Jaano Na Hum:

Kyon chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation-----
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution. -----
Kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration. -----
Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons! -----
Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season, -----
Kyon luttaa hai karaar, Because of mental tension.------
Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposites attraction.-----
Na tum jaano na hum.------ Like I said, these are all science phenomenon!------
Kyon gum hai har dishaaa, Because you have a poor sense of direction.-----
Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction!------
Kyon aata hai mazaaa, But science gives us all the information. -----
Na tum jaano na hum.

Hope you liked it...
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Do leave your comments in the box below !!!!!

Introduction:

My school has more than 30-40 teachers. Majority of them make up the "female force" in the teachers' department while the rest make up the males' . The female teacher can always be found chit-chatting in the Staff rooms like as if they have come for a Kitty Party!

Characters:

Let's not talk about them, we shall now focus on the main characters who have been employed to teach my class...


Hanmant sir - Chemistry professor

Binu sir - Biology professor

Preeti Ma’am – the physics teacher

Gayathri Ma’am – the English teacher

Rani Ma’am – the Informatics teacher

Tanuja Ma’am & G.K sir – the Mathematics teachers (out of the picture as I have not taken up Mathematics as my main subject, so they don’t teach me)

Manpreet Sir, Binu Sir ,a female whose name I don’t know… Let’s call her Miss.X – the trio are the Physical education instructors.





Synopsis:



1.Hanmant sir : joined our school just two years back. When he was a newcomer – he was never aware of the tactics and antics of the students. But after spending some time in our school, he has now turned out to be street-smart! Mumbai ke boli mein bole toh ek dum shana!
His chemical properties reveal that he is highly reactive to indisciplined ‘elements’ (students) in the class. His ph being neutral, show that he is partial to none.


2.Binu sir – is the married ‘bachelor’ of our school. He has still not got over his bachelor status uptil now… lol.. He behaves just like a teen while teaching us. Well, recently he broke into a ‘Kaanta Laga’ song while teaching us about the modifications of thorns in plants.This speaks volume about his behaviour in class.


3.Preeti Ma’am – Uff! What should I say about her? Actually she is a good teacher and really treats the students well. But then as soon she enters our class, her dull appearance makes us feel dull too! In the beginning of the session, I had lost all my interest in Physics, but then ever since I have started going for Physics tuition – everything seems to have come back to normal.


4. Gayathri Ma’am – Baap! Kya item hain?!? She is the new bubbly English teacher in our school. She is young and cute! She teaches well too… English has never been so interesting ever since she joined our school.


5. Rani Ma’am : Ahem! No comments… Less said about this teacher is better :)


6. Man ka preet sir, Nimbu sir, and Miss X: are the inseparable trio of the Physical Education department. They are equally good in sports. Now a fourth Physical Instructor has joined the bandwagon. I have no idea what his name is either. Man ka preet (Manpreet) sir isn’t anyone’s ‘man ka preet’ in the school. ‘Nimbu’ (Binu)sir is as sour as ever. He never shares good vibes with anyone.