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Aaj Ke Ladke I Tell You
Kitne Lallu What To Do
Koi Mujhe Poocche How Are You
Koi Mujhe Bole How Do You Do
Kabhi Koi Mujhse Na Kahe
Oh My Darling I Love You.. Oh My Darling I Love you... - Dedicated to Devilish Angel (AHEM!!)

Ok! Cut it off... I was just listening to this song from Mujhse Dosti Karonge(???) this evening. I began realising how true these words can get.. :-s *sigh*

Nineteen years ago, my dad met my mom through a common friend. It was love at first sight. From the very first meeting, dad knew that this was the girl he wanted to spend his life with. She was shy, quiet and elegant. He liked the way she dressed. He liked the way she spoke. She made him go bonkers on the very first day.Soon it was time to ask their parents' approval in letting them get married . Mom's parents approved the idea after a lot of hesitation. My dad even wrote down in blood on a piece of cardboard just to prove how much he liked my mom. But Dad's mom was furious at his decision. His mom wanted him to work and allow his younger sister to get married first. But he was adamant on getting married to my mom - he knew that his life wouldn't mean anything if her parents got her married to someone else. His mom finally let him have his way. My mom and dad finally got married. They love each other alot even today and one can always mistake them to be a newly wedded couple.

Isn't that sweet? I wonder if there are guys still left in this world who can reflect the kind of emotions that my dad possessed when he fell in love with my mom in his mid 20s.

For the past few months, I have been getting emails from unknown males. I don't know who the hell has given them my email address.. Anyway, read these recent messages.. (Let me copy and paste 'em!)

Message # 1
Hey are you that beautiful girl who's lives next to Rohit's building..?? please reply.
(Who Rohit??? Which building??? What to reply????)

Message # 2
Hi babe! wanna b freinds.
(Babe??!?? From which angle do I look like a babe? He doesn't even know how to spell 'FRIENDS')

Message # 3
Hi honey - i want you to cook, wash clothes and clean my house from now onwards
(What da hell?!? Am I a servant or what?!)

Look at the above sentences.. It speaks volume on the guys of today! Ok - forget the mails and let's think about the maalis.. They don't have the guts to come and talk to me. All they can do is follow me where ever I go and do things that can annoy me.

A guy should be like Romeo ( in Romeo n Juliet) or Salim ( in Mughal - e- Azam).. He should be daring, brave and macho (Nah! not the Arnold Schwarzenegger type..)

Alas! I have never seen such a guy so far.. I guess my search is gonna continue! Yooooooohoooooooo DA! Wait for me - I wanna join you in finding a soulmate too :-p

Back to school after Christmas holidays. Most of the students were still in their "holiday" mood, including me.. Didn't get me? Well read the stuff below and you will get a clear picture about what I meant by "holiday" mood!

*** In the class:

One of my classmates brought Christmas sweets to school.. Ah! I just couldn't lift my hands off the sweets :-D They were so tasty-tasty! We continued hogging even while the teacher was teaching :p (..and that too without being noticed! Otherwise we could have been suspended from school.) Pssst! Pssst! Does anyone know how to shed off the weight that I gained this morning?

*** At the chemistry lab:
Our chemistry professor was teaching us how to detect acid and basic radicals. We - the future scientists and doctors, came so close to blowing up the lab with the burner (....Muhahahhaa!). Luckily my cousin ( She studies in the same class with me..) appeared from no where and blew off the fire! She was the heroineee of the day...

*** During recess:
I tried playing aankh-mein-choli with one of the Maalis (..hehe! just for timepass!) . But
unfortunately my friend grabbed my hand and took me away from the scene.. Wahh! :(

*** At home:
The sweets left me helpless.. Nah! Helpless doesn't sound like the right word.. The sweets actually left me hopeless! I was forced to attend the loo a couple of times before typing out this post.. My stomach is still upset - I guess I may have to visit my favourite holiday spot once again!

One more thing, I have a New Year present for ya! Oh dont be so impatient..! You will get it alright.. :)

I have found a website for you....

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NOTE: I offer my my deepest sympathies to everyone affected by the earthquake, yesterday. May the soul of all those people, who lost their lives in this devastating tragedy, rest in peace.

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What's so special about that? - you may ask.. Wait till you read his profile!

- Richard Sandrak is only 12 1/2 years old. Born in April 15,1992.
- His measurements are Chest -35 ''/ Biceps - 12''/ Thighs - 19''.
- He is 4' 10'' tall and weighs 100 lbs

Richard Sandrak has appeared on several TV shows like Ripley's Believe it or Not ( Famous for displaying odd and strange people, rituals and events in the world), Fox Sports News, The New Tom Green Show and many more.

Check out his own website at http://www.richardsandrak.com and verify the truth for yourself.



Did he really build his body after working out constantly at the gym? Or is he a victim of steroid use?? Is this article a spoof??

Tell me what you think about it. I would love to hear your views on this topic.

(THESE RULES DO NOT APPLY TO ME! :P)

Are you a newbie to blogdom? Are you not getting enough hits to your blog? Are people not commenting to the posts on your blog? Fear not! Here is your ultimate blogging guide... 100% guaranteed result - no hidden charges for the help offered by me Just link me to your blog ( - Muahahaha! ) and follow the simple rules below....

1. It's blog-hopping time !

Go to Blogstreet and check out the Top 100 Blogs directory. Visit all the 100 blogs! Post comments on their blog even if you didn't understand what they meant in their posts. Flatter the bloggers and they will come like bees to your blog!

If you haven't flattered anyone before, copy any one of the following lines and paste it in their tag-board or the comment dialog box.

* Your blog rox!!!!!!!!!! / Your blog is awesome!!! (Anything will do..)
* This is my first visit to your blog and I loved it alot.. I admire your writing skills. It's great!
* Wazzup gal/ dude? Cool blog... Liked it! I will be back for more..
* I have been to many blogs in the past - but I haven't seen anything better than yours... Keep
up the good work!

2. Link-o-maniac

Link other blogs to your blog to increase your hits. But before doing that you have got to announce your "noble" deed on the tag-board present on the blog you have decided to link. If the blogger is a kind one, he/she will link up your blog to his/ her blog too - as a sign of good gesture.

3. Stop it with those melodramatic posts!

People don't want to read how your day has been or what happened between you and your love lately on your blog. They want something hatke... Don't go about ranting on your blog! People had enough of that in their personal lives - they now need something new and fresh to read. So
write about the latest gossips you have over heard in the market or neighbourhood. Get innovative with your ideas! If you don't get ideas easily - sit in the loo and you will get plenty of ideas.

4. Despite the loo solution, if you have run out of ideas - get back to the old simple rule. Use a one liner post - like :

a. I hate you/ I love you
b. Life sucks
c. I am quitting from blogdom

People will be curious to know what's wrong or what happened after reading the line, so they will naturally post comments on your blog. You see - curosity always kills the cat!

5. Impersonation - I t's hard but it works! Try impersonating as a female - males will come flying to your blog! Half of the males have no other work rather than hanging around on the Net.... :)

If all the above tips fail to work for you - then get the hell out of Blogdom. This is not the right place for you to be!

Recently, I have been on a searching spree rather than a blog-hopping spree at Google.com. I was trying to find out why do people use the term "LIFE SUCKS" frequently. After a looooong search, I finally crashed into some blogs (... Ok so it was like a blog hopping spree once again :p) Here are some quotes from certain blogs worth mentioning:

"I was wondering how my LIFE SUCKS .. amma constantly nags @ home like all tamil ammas .. YA allah my life sucks .. utha le!!.. " (Purple Haze)

"LIFE SUCKS sometimes. I have always thought of life as a bed of roses. Only good things happen. Thorns have always been weeded out by someone looking after us. Usually had reasons for these. But not this time. It sucks and sucks BIG TIME!!" (Ashpressions)

"Yayyy. Okay, so my LIFE SUCKS." (Nonedone)

"Dry week. All I'm doing is playing pool on the net all day : and I am reading novels novels I've read a million times already.. and to top that.. it does not rain anymore : my LIFE SUCKS. " (Jalpari)

"DuH! LIFE SUCKS!" (Devilish Angel)

(If I have mentioned your blog in the list above - please don't forget to thank me.. 'coz I have taken the TROUBLE to publicize your blog, you see :p)

The "... Life sucks" statement bugs me alot ! Life is really beautiful if you chuck out the darker aspect of life. I have got 17 years of experience and I know something for sure - you don't get everything that you wish for in life. Anyway, be thankful for what you have. Enjoy the company of your family and friends. Don't waste your time grieving over a heart-break or a crush that means nothing!

Nobody knows what life is, more better than an orphaned child or a person on his death bed...
So, live like you have never lived before and avoid using phrases like "..Life sucks" and all that stuff.

A new year is on the way, so why not begin a life that's worth living???What say you?

Ooooooo my! She is sooooo sexy! Her curves are so dangerous.... She makes me go craaaaazy! Uff.... Each time I look at her - my heart misses a beat!

<--- Isn't she sexy? I was talking about her (rollercoaster) all this while.. What were you thinking about?

Weelll! Princi allowed our class to go for a picnic today to an amusement park. I had the fun of my lifetime! I sat on the rollercoaster (the one in picture above) alright!

The temperature was freezingly cold - but the class still managed to get the best out of the picnic...

The roller-coaster was the coolest, but horrifying ride! The worst part of it is that I had the most hopeless partner sitting next to me on the roller-coaster... My heart kept beating faster each time she screamed out of fright! What more?!? By the time, I got off the roller -coaster, I looked more like a zombie with my hair up in the air.

Then I went on this stupid ride for small kids (baccha log)...



......And many more rides (I will try to put up some more pictures of the picnic later on)

Guess what? Mr.Pole and Mr. Psycho came for the picnic too.. These maalis tried their best to sow a seed of love into my heart. But they failed miserably.... Sheesh! I wish they had a better work to do..

Anywayz ----- It was a fantabulous day!

Apply to the post of my would-be spouse by filling out this simple form at your own risk!. Short-listed candidates will be contacted in 2011 for a final interview conducted by my parents.

APPLICATION FOR MARRIAGE PROPOSAL:

Name ____________ Date of Birth ________ (Applicants should be born any where between 1980 to 1987)

Mother's Name _______________ Father's Name _______________

Gender ___________ Social Service Number __________________

Do you own any of these items?

motorcycle sports car earing tattoo exotic pet, such as a snake

(If you checked any of these items, discontinue application and leave immediately.)

Answer Yes or No:

Do you smoke? _________
Do you drink? _________
Do you gamble? _________
Have you ever been arrested? _________
Do you ever drive over the speed limit? ________
Greedy for dowry? ________

If you have answered Yes to any of the preceeding questions, discontinue application and leave immediately.

Finally -
Who is the boss at home after marriage (Wife / Husband) Underline your choice

If you have underlined 'Husband', then get lost!

IMPORTANT : Kindly attach a complete police record and a transcript of your educational qualifications.

DECLARATIONS:
I hereby agree that the above information is true. Incase of deceit, the father of the bride has the right to bash me up as much as he can.

Signature ______________ Police Signature ______________
Parent's Signature __________________ _________________

(Please allow 5-6 years for processing!)

The temperature has dropped to 3 degree Celsius and all I can think about is the Loo! I just could not get a better idea for this post..
The loo that I will be blogging about today is the one that is present in my school. So get some popcorns, sit back and read!

Over the years toilets, water closets or loos have been developed for easy usage, all around the world. It's really boring when you have got to attend nature's call in a very shabby looking toilet... (Can you deny that?) Nobody would have mind spending hours together in toilets like these:






But the toilet in my school is completely unique. With state of the art facilities, the loo happens to be main highlight of the school. How?

Because:

1. It's the best place to hang out :

Half of the school can be found there in the lunch break. The crowd in the loo can be compared to the passengers waiting for the train at the local railway station in Mumbai. Each student tries to jump over the other in order to make it to the loo!

2. It has a beautiful water fountain :

Fountain in the loo? Yep - it's true! Water leakage from pipes is common. Nobody has thought of repairing it so far. This proves that there is 24 water hour supply. You can waste water as much as you can :p (The environmentalists are going to kill me for this statement!)

3. It provides a good resource for weapons of mass destruction :

The horrible stench from the toilet is so strong that it can be used as an important ingredient for chemical weapons (Attention terrorists!). The smell can kill you if you are even 5m away from the loo... !

4. It's well decorated:

Errr... Well decorated with graffiti on walls! There are phone numbers (.. to make blank calls), filthy words (... to improve your vocabulary) and diagrams (.. to enhance your creativity)

5. It can be used by both the students and the "visitors":

By 'visitors' - I mean the mosquitoes. They are so kind at heart, that they never hurt you while biting.

So what say frenz?!? Wanna use the loo????

Hiya folks!I know you have been eagerly waiting forward to read my next post.. So here I am! Muaah to all my fans.. I love the appreciation I get from you all. (Ha! I am flattered!) Anyway - before heading over to the post about the flower and the gardeners, I would like to announce my result.. Oh ya! I got my result alright.. Guess what?!? I stood 5th in the class with 75.6%. Princi wrote a personal comment on my report card saying that there is a good improvement in my result. Muaah to my darling Princi! I am so happy.. Geee!

Anyway - back to the post! Well - a normal love story usually contains a two - sided affair or a cute love triangle. But my story is completely hatke.... there is just not one guy, but five guys head over heels for me!Am I kidding? No - am not! I am sure Devilish Angel - must be all ready to interrogate me with several questions.. But girl - I AM NEVER GOING TO TELL YOU WHO THESE GUYS ARE :P

All the five guys are so sweet - but the twist in the story is that I don't like any one of them. Right now, I want to concentrate on my studies. *saint*

I know it wouldn't be nice if I don't introduce them to you - so here is a list of my garderners!Muhahahah ...

1. Mr. Psycho --> had a crush on me ever since I was in Class 5. As the name suggests, he is really a psycho. There was a huge thing about this guy when I was in Class 5. He was always used to stare at me, smile at me and follow me till the bus-stop. My teachers had warned him so many times, but he never stopped bothering me. My class teacher told my parents once that he has some mental problem. B'coz of that he is still in 8th std when he ought to be in Class 11. I feel pity for him at times. Till today he still has the same feelings for me. I can always see him around at school.

2. Mr. Stalker --> is pretty strange. I have no idea what he is trying to prove, but he is surely getting on to my nerves these days. Ialways find him where ever I go. One minute I see him staring at me and then the next minute he pretends like as if he didn't stare at me at all. Whenever I turn my back, I can always find him standing right behind me. Sheesh!

3. Mr. Pole --> is the most sweetest guy in my list. I never spoke to him, nor has he spoken to me. But when ever we pass each other, we share glances that speakthousands of words. It's been two years and we haven't spoken to each other. We just look at each other and smile - like as if that's the only way we can communicate with each other. We know each other through common friends. The reason why I have called him Mr. Pole - is becoz he always stands next to a pole in my school and looks at me for no reason at all.

4. Mr Newbie --> is the new guy in the list.

5. Mr Cutie Pie --> is mad about me. I don't why.. He has lost his mind - that's all I can say. Few days back he sent me a card with the following lines :

"You are the world's greatest Home-maker
and you are still a cute little heart breaker
I have made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
You got to be all mine"

My heart doesn't beat for anyone of them. After all I am just 17 :)! I have a long way to go.. I have to spend these precious teenage years of mine by having lot's of fun rather than getting into relationships and stuff like that.

So that's it! Now it's your turn...

Did you have a crush on someone when you were a teen? How was your first love like?
You know where to send in your views - just click the Comment link below. It's that simple!

Bubyeee for now!

It's hot! It's acidifying! It's the new weapon of mass destruction...!



Moreover - it's environment friendly. No more pollution with this unique weapon.

How does it work?Drink lot's water and let it flow. Under the action of gravity, the liquid will flow in a parabolic path and land on the target (I learnt that in Projectiles! Muahahha!)... Voila! The weapon is in working condition now..

Caution : Use it with care!

The class paid attention to what was being taught in the English period like never before. We were being taught Phonetics (pronunciation of English words) at school today. Sounds funny, isn't it? Being in Class XI, we ought to be learning advanced fundamentals of the English language. But that was not at all taking place in the class today. Phonetics has been introduced into the syllabus as an effort to improve our pronunciation. What more?!? We have got to learn how to pronounce basic English words - right from the scratch!!!! For example : we began with words like see, ten, put, sit, etc and we were made to understand what kind of vowels and diphtongs are used in it.

English is a very vast language. Everytime - new words are being added to the English vocabulary. During my last summer vacation, we had a holiday homework, to make a note of 35 new words in the form of a booklet. It was fun and I got help from the Webster's Dictionary website. I realised that there were so many new words that I had never heard of before.

Although Konkani is my mother tongue, I don't know how to speak it out. I have been using English as a mode of communication since birth. At home, I speak in English with my parents, since I have no idea how to speak in Konkani. Yet I still feel that I haven't mastered the art of communicating in English. I don't make an attempt to find out the new words introduced into the language.

Anyway, that's not what I wanted to blog about. Let's shift to a more interesting topic.

As you know, India has many regional languages besides Hindi. People from different regions may have a good command over their native language, along with that I have noticed that they have developed their own unique way of speaking in English. This unique way has led to the evolution of hybridization of the English language.

Not getting me??? Ok! Here is a list of English hybrids that are spoken by people from different parts of India.

1. Hybrid of English - Malayalam : Malunglish (Devilish Angel's fav!)

The other day, my Physics teacher from Mallu land, was dictating a question to the class and it went like this -

"A cylinder aaf (of) mass 5kg yend (and) radiuz (radius) 30 cm, free to ratate (rotate) about it's axis recieves yen yangula (angular) imbulse (impulse) aaf 3kg m/s initially followed by ya similiar imbulse aafter 4 second. Waaaat iz dhee yangular speed aaf dee cylinder 30 seconds aafter dhee initial imbulse? The cylinder iz at rest initially."

(Pssst! All you nerds out there... If you happen to know the solution to the problem above, please do send the solution to me. Alright?)

2. Hybrid of English - Hindi : Hinglish (This is got to be famous!)

Hinglish is the most trendy language used by the elite Indian crowd.

Friend1 : Arey yaar! My exams are coming up and I haven't prepared myself for it. I am so tensed yaar!
Friend2 : Chod na! Kyon tension le rahe ho? Let's go to the discotheque and enjoy!

3. Hybrid of English -Konkani : Konklish (This is got to be famous!) --> Unfortunately, for a fortunate person like me, I have run out of ideas to comment on Konklish! Muhahahahhah! I have saved my mother - tongue from being insulted by me..

Ok dudes and dudettes - I may have run out of ideas, but not you.. So if you know a regional hybrid language, feel free to share it with me by clicking the comment link below..

Au revoir!

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(NB: No offence meant. Please take this post in a light -hearted way. )

Hey people ! I am back after a week long examinations. How did it go?!? Hmmm.. Well!

Ahem.. Geeez! Let me keep that as a secret. More about the exam results on 15th Dec, 'coz that's the day when I am going to get my report card... WAAAAAAAA! *sob*

Ok! So now what's this 'grand promotion' all about? Well, if you are not aware, Jason Behr's latest movie - The Grudge has hit the screens. Now as a loyal fan, it's my duty to promote his movie on my blog..

The Grudge is a suspense/ thriller that's going to keep you at the edge of your seat. The movie is all about an American nurse living and working in Tokyo who is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse. Watch the movie - to know more!



If The Grudge is next to a cinema next to you, leave all your work, take out some bucks from your pocket and watch the movie. Buy the tickets in black or watch the movie on cable 'coz it's a must see even if you are not interested in watching the movie . After all, Jason is there in it! LOL!

All you girls out there... If you happen to watch this movie, please don't drool over Jason. I know he is cute and almost any girl could fall for him - but he is MINE.. ONLY MINE! Muahahahah!





And if you don't do that, then mein tumaharein ankhon ke goti banake kheloogi! MUhahahahaha!

Ahh! You all must be wondering what I am doing here... I ought to be sitting with a pile of books and studying like a good student.. But nah! I am simply blogging! That's alright -- I am taking a break from my studies.
Guess what? Two more papers are left to go... I got screwed up in today's Physics exam paper. But then who cares? I have got to focus on my next papers than lament on the previous ones.

So, what made me blog today??
A couple of photos, I say..

That rhymes! LOL.. Here are some cool pictures of the place where I live. Hope you will like them!



This is a scientific museum that over looks the sea. It has an IMAX theatre that shows educational movies. It's a beautiful place! I have been there with my school mates during an educational trip organised by my school.


This is a famous tower. I have been here with my school mates during a class picnic. The tower has a beautiful restaurant that rotates If you are afraid of heights then this might not be the right place for you!


Now- who doesn't like shopping?? Me - Ofcourse! I hate shopping... Sheesh! But the shopping mall seen in the picture above is worth visiting even if you don't have a penny in your pocket..Lol. The mall looks more like a fantasy-world.

That's all for now! I will be back with more photos. My dad has promised to buy me a new camera. Perhaps, I will have the camera just in time to capture some pics for the class picnic and annual school carnival that is going to take place after the exams.